Go and see Herbie: Fully Loaded you miserable set of buggers!

Why is it that movie critics today have to slam everything. Well actually no that's not true, they do praise somethings, the stuff that doesn't deserve to be praised and ought to be resigned to the trash can of the motio picture industry like the abyssmal Shrek 2.

Herbie: Fully Loaded has met nothing but criticism. What is it with people, can't they recognise a fun movie? Or have all of their brain celled been deadened by the thought of a donkey in a carriage saying "Are we there yet?" What a world we live in when a joke that has been trotted out more times than can be remembered, without digging out the domesday book in order to check the precise date the first are we there yet joke was told! It's bad enough we even had to endure an entire film called "Are we there yet?" earlier this year.

Half of the critics out there don't know what they're doing anyway and wouldn't know a good film if it came up and knocked the ridiculously expensive hat of their head, which they bought when the incomprehensible buckets of money they get paid for spouting the undegestible diatribes that so often clog up the crap rags of film reviews we are so often presented with.

So go and see Herbie Fully Loaded or instead sit there and wait for Shrek 3 to be released, and move even closer to becoming a vegetable of Jeffrey Katzenberg's eveil regime!